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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz. . , ho gaya na suitcase bann

233 chars (2 sms)


photo leni hai

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

159 chars (1 sms)


Uff plzz plzz aur karo

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

245 chars (2 sms)


Praful Increase Matlab

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

353 chars (3 sms)


Assa vaang musafir

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

120 chars (1 sms)


hazeena jai tu men

hazeena jai tu menu milina
main marjana fer tu roina
saanu chad kai calgary jaina
fer saadi yaad wich jindagi gawayina

122 chars (1 sms)


Sun kan khol ke

Sun kan khol ke :

Saadi sadhran di suki phulwari wich,

kad meeh ban k tu barsengi,

ajj gall karan nu nakhre kardi aa,

kade vekhan nu v tarsenge .

158 chars (1 sms)


INTERESTING STORY:-

INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...

443 chars (3 sms)


Dil vich teri yaad

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

140 chars (1 sms)


Aye load shedding kerne walo,

Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.

111 chars (1 sms)


ChAk k m0biLe jAd0

ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,

T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,

VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,

KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->

165 chars (2 sms)


Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?





Na call, na sms mila?





Parh parh msg hasda ja?



Saadi ker na koi parwah?




Mera balance muka?





Te apne set nu taala la

185 chars (2 sms)


OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

434 chars (3 sms)


Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

162 chars (2 sms)


Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia

303 chars (2 sms)


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