Search Results for 'bach'
Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te
67 chars (1 sms)
na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,
jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,
apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey
155 chars (1 sms)
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?
"Chooona"
130 chars (1 sms)
Telling A Lie Is:
A Fault Of A Child
An Art Of A Lover
An Accomplishment Of A Bachelor
&
A Matter Of Survival Of A Married Man...!
136 chars (1 sms)
(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta mar gya te wazir bach gya?
(reply must)
290 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?
Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
158 chars (1 sms)
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
341 chars (3 sms)
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..
2nd. wo k se?
1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
153 chars (1 sms)
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
153 chars (1 sms)
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya
Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye
sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao
sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
334 chars (3 sms)
What is the moral of movie Fanaa,Rang de basanti,Titanic
Ladkiyo ke afair me mat pado khali ladkiyan bachti hai baaki sab mar jaate hai
137 chars (1 sms)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY :
"Marry And Make A Woman Happy. . . .
OR
Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy. . . "
143 chars (1 sms)