Search Results for 'bach'
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
190 chars (2 sms)
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
132 chars (1 sms)
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
152 chars (1 sms)
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
162 chars (2 sms)
Wo bachpan ki neend to ab ek aas ban gayi hai "Faraz",
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Kya umar thi wo k raat huwi,
palken jhukeen aur neend aa gayi.
125 chars (1 sms)
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
272 chars (2 sms)
~GoLDeN WoRdS~
~ AgR ZinDgE BaChaNe ke QeMat PuRi ZinDgE B MaNgi Jay To inKar Mat KrnA ~
~ GhaFiL ki AnkH Us WaqT KhuLti Ha Jb BanD HonY Ko HoTi Ha ~
~ KuCh Log ZinDgi Me B MuRdA Hoty Ha Or KucH MarNy K Bad B ZinDa
AsmaN Pr NigAh ZaRor RaKho LykiN!
Ye MaT BhoLo K PaoN ZamEn Pr Hi RkhY JatY Hn!
308 chars (2 sms)
0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)
0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(
0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)
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(I Realy Love U)
0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)
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(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)
0321
(I Dont Love U)
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(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)
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(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)
436 chars (3 sms)
idhr udhr ki sims istamal krenge to signal to katenge hi.agr ap is kefiat se bachna chahte hain to aap lain "NAMAZ"ki sim
Kiun k namaz deti ha apko rab se ghanton free baat ke 5 mawaqe rozana
or free sms wo b fori dilivery k saath
sirf yahi nahin raat 12 se subha 4 tk sb kuch manwaiay apne rab se..,.
"NAMAZ"...
"SUB KEH DO"
Ye offer saari zindagi k liye hai,
ALLHA HAFIZ... ;->
392 chars (3 sms)
Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam
Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho
Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna
Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.
Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.
Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!
469 chars (3 sms)
;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
119 chars (1 sms)
;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
119 chars (1 sms)
Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,
Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,
Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,
Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,
Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,
Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,
Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,
Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,
Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,
Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,
Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,
Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,
Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,
Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,
Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,
T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !
552 chars (4 sms)
Ghar Bhi Suna Hay Mere Deed K Aangan K Tarha ..
Loot Kar Waqat Na Aaya Mere Bachpan Ki Tarha ..
Par Tere Zulf Mere Bahty Huway Aasqoon Mien ..
Kisi Selaab Mien Bahti Huwi Nagin Ki Tarha ..
Kar K Ghayal Mujhy Us Ka Bhi Bura Haal Huwa ..
Us Ki Zulfien Bhi Na Suljhien Meri Uljhan Ki Tarha ..
Aur Mujh Ko Ghurbat Na Dasa Us Ko Doolat Ki Hawas ..
Bik Gaya Who Bhi Baharhall Mere Fun Ki Tarha ..
412 chars (3 sms)
Na mein paas usko bula
Saka,
Na mein dil ki baat bata
Saka,
Woh hansi hansi mein
Chal dia,
K mein haath tak na hila
Saka,
Yun hi sochta rahadur
Tak,
Magar usko kuch na bata
Saka,
Yeh maqam hi tha ajeeb
Sa,
K mein khud ko bhe na bacha
Saka,
Woh juda bhi kaise howa
Ke mein,
Koi rasam tak na nibha
Saka...
323 chars (3 sms)