Search Results for 'school'
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He
Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
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Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
Ek Din Aaega!
Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
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Father:The school report gives you ''D''
for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
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If ever u start missing
Ur School days
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn
Just
Just
Just
Open ur report cards
Sara nasha utar
Jaega;-)
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USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
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Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
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Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
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New scheme of school and college holidays
Summer vacations
Eid holidays
Winter holidays
And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
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All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!
For details visit:
www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)
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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
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KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
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End of the World in 2012 means
I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
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1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
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