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Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
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Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
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Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
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Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
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Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
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SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..
BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
!!!Merry Christmas!!!
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ''cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
• A million words would not bring yo
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Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?
Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,
Munda call kare tan MR. CALL
Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL
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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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