Search Results for 'pyar'
Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....
lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....
woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...
agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??
arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
304 chars (2 sms)
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
148 chars (1 sms)
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?
Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re
145 chars (1 sms)
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
167 chars (2 sms)
Evolution Of Man
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
504 chars (4 sms)
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
147 chars (1 sms)
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
195 chars (2 sms)
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
237 chars (2 sms)
Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai
Pyar ka silsila purana hai
Tum se bus kam hai itna..........
Mujhe apna
TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
139 chars (1 sms)
A boy fell in love.
One day he saw her in a park.
He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''
Woh uske karib gia or pyar
se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha
Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha
Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha
Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha
Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha
Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha
Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha
Aur
Aur
Aur
T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->
337 chars (3 sms)
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
197 chars (2 sms)
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain
Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo
Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..
A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)
255 chars (2 sms)
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
297 chars (2 sms)