Search Results for 'river'
Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p
188 chars (2 sms)
Truck K Peeche . . .
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
604 chars (4 sms)
To cry is to know that youre alive
But
My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you
But
A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love
If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .
305 chars (2 sms)
Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...
Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..
191 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe
to driver ne shisha set kiya
pathan chillaya or bola
tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai
tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
179 chars (2 sms)
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
169 chars (2 sms)
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!
59 chars (1 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
339 chars (3 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
339 chars (3 sms)
Why Is A River Rich?
Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
229 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
322 chars (3 sms)
Professional Lover''s:
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
454 chars (3 sms)
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.
Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,
Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.
147 chars (1 sms)