Search Results for 'jannat'
If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.
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Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
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What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
177 chars (2 sms)
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,
ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,
Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
164 chars (2 sms)
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi
Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
245 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se Jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"
Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
160 chars (1 sms)
A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,
Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain,
Mein Jannat Say
Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)
119 chars (1 sms)
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
313 chars (2 sms)
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *
* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *
~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
161 chars (2 sms)
Interesting but True:
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
322 chars (3 sms)
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
319 chars (2 sms)
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *
* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *
~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
165 chars (2 sms)