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Youngistaan se kabristan...

Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

114 chars (1 sms)


Wht Will A

Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .





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Nahi






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Let Me Tell U






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"Khocha Kola"

216 chars (2 sms)


BEER Is Now

BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE

84 chars (1 sms)


Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist


Bring her home


Keep your hand on her neck


Put your lips on her lips




And have a nice .....






Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

190 chars (2 sms)


Wat Is D Diff B/W

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!

146 chars (1 sms)


What''s Te Difference Between

What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->

173 chars (2 sms)


Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U

141 chars (1 sms)


Whn V Drink

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

170 chars (2 sms)


Tipz To Beat Da Summer

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

178 chars (2 sms)


Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream


Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

356 chars (3 sms)


After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

106 chars (1 sms)


My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

167 chars (2 sms)


ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

512 chars (4 sms)


whn v drink v get


Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

172 chars (2 sms)


tipz to beat da summ


Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

180 chars (2 sms)


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