Search Results for 'drink'
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .
Bring Her Home. . .
Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .
Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .
&
Have A Nice. . .
Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
208 chars (2 sms)
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
191 chars (2 sms)
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai
IceCreAm Se Hy Larai
MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai
Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia
Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia
HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
190 chars (2 sms)
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Arz kiA hy:
Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..
167 chars (2 sms)
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->
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Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,
mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,
coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,
SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
172 chars (2 sms)
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,
mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,
coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,
SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
172 chars (2 sms)
spell the word silk without looking here
now say "silk" 5 times
what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
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A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
160 chars (1 sms)
How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???
CPU??
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