Search Results for 'raat'
Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?
1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.
3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.
4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
312 chars (2 sms)
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?
1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.
3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.
4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;
314 chars (2 sms)
An application:
Dear sir,
Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,
ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
429 chars (3 sms)
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Tim Tim Kerde Taare
Na Koi Msg
Na Koi Bell
Ki Gal Ae Pyare
Kyun ?
Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
144 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->
295 chars (2 sms)
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,
Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..
Aap Jaise Log
Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
157 chars (1 sms)
Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,Woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon
309 chars (2 sms)
Khush Ho Jao
Bhangra Dalo
Cityan Maro
Table Bajao
Takrain Maro
Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao
Gol Gol Ghomo
Aaj Rat
Han Aj Raat
12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,
Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To
139 chars (1 sms)
Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?
Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar
Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad
Tum Ne
"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly
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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"
118 chars (1 sms)
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...
Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???
Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
259 chars (2 sms)