Search Results for 'girl'
What is the difference
Between
1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?
Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited
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137 chars (1 sms)
Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)
Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?
166 chars (2 sms)
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
347 chars (3 sms)
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??
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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
158 chars (1 sms)
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
170 chars (2 sms)
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
173 chars (2 sms)
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
132 chars (1 sms)
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
139 chars (1 sms)
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,
Us k 11 bhai ha,
Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,
Lekin abkoi masla nai,
Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,
Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,
FARQ TO PARA HA
GEO MUSHARAF.->
290 chars (2 sms)
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
165 chars (2 sms)
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
114 chars (1 sms)
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''
Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do
Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
244 chars (2 sms)
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''
Girl Said: ''''NO''''
Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
191 chars (2 sms)