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What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->
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BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai
MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai
BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai
MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali
BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
166 chars (2 sms)
Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #''s
Dat is frndship
Now It''s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
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Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?
When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
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Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??
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'' Asha ''
---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
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Imagine World Without GIRLS
Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......
&
All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
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height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
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bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
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Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :
Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .
She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
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Love Easy to say
Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel
Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
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