Search Results for 'chand'
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,
Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
116 chars (1 sms)
aaj raat chandani hai,
kal raat b shayad ho
53 chars (1 sms)
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..
Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!
Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..
Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
239 chars (2 sms)
Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"
Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<
Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.
185 chars (2 sms)
Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
325 chars (3 sms)
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
174 chars (2 sms)
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
165 chars (2 sms)
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
169 chars (2 sms)
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
125 chars (1 sms)
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
157 chars (1 sms)
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
227 chars (2 sms)
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
Janix all izz wel ;->
325 chars (3 sms)
Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
329 chars (3 sms)
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
167 chars (2 sms)