Search Results for 'chand'
Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
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Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!
Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!
Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?
Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?
Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
431 chars (3 sms)
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
145 chars (1 sms)
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Acha
Tareef ke qabil
Pyara dikhne wala
Sweet
Smart
Chand se pyara
Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai
main hoon naa.->
240 chars (2 sms)
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,
Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,
Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
158 chars (1 sms)
Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..
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msg koi nai bhejda
LAGDA SO GAYE SAARE.....
126 chars (1 sms)
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam
msg parhne walo ko
mera salam
Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo
Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
169 chars (2 sms)
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,
ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
156 chars (1 sms)
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.
maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.
maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon
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susu kar k sona.
180 chars (2 sms)
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
161 chars (2 sms)
DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy
Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya hy
So plz...
Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
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Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!
Wow...
Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
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Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare
Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..
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chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
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