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Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,
is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari.
Is dil sey jo mar kar b juda na ho sakay
woh sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.
152 chars (1 sms)
People don't always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold,
an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them.
These line are really very heart touching,
sometime we should understand the condition.
Good Morning
236 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
134 chars (1 sms)
Kitni Mushkil Se Asmaan Pe aata hai nazar Eid ka Chaand
Ke Chaand Ne Andaaz Tumhara Seekha Hai
Eid Mubarak !!!
112 chars (1 sms)
Behavior is greater than knowledge because there are many situations where our knowledge may fail,
but........
Our behavior can handle well
139 chars (1 sms)
You may do to me what ever you wish to me but you shall not be able to touch my truth,
You may shed my blood and burn my body but you can't kill my spirit,
You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison but you can't enslave my thinking,
For it is as free as the breeze in the spacious sky
(Khalil Jibran)
343 chars (3 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
…
554 chars (4 sms)
When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
.
..
...
you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!
118 chars (1 sms)
raat chup hai par chand khamosh hai
kaise keh doon k aaj phir hosh nahi
aisa dooba hoon main tumhari aankhon mey
haath mey jam hai par peene ka hosh nahi
156 chars (1 sms)
Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai..
146 chars (1 sms)
BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
291 chars (2 sms)
Dil ki basti mein karbala barpa
Lashay yadon k khaak mein ghiltan
Kheima-e-Fiqr zad pe shoalon ki
Harf sajda kunan hain honton per
Har taraf al-atash ki awazein
Maan nezon pay hain tarazu huey
Dharkno k galu pay khanjar hai
Khab k sar say chin chuki hai rida
Bain uthtay hain dil ki nagri say
Pyar ki alqama pay pehray hain
Zeest ko daan abla pai
Dast-e-Qatil mein zulf subha ki
Ashk arzan huey hain palkon pay
Phir Muharram kaa chand nikla hai..
446 chars (3 sms)
A house is built by hands..
But a home is built by hearts!
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for!
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
148 chars (1 sms)