Search Results for 'funny'
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
185 chars (2 sms)
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
87 chars (1 sms)
A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai
305 chars (2 sms)
'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.
Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.
J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya
J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya
Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'
444 chars (3 sms)
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
144 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
147 chars (1 sms)
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
134 chars (1 sms)
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
90 chars (1 sms)
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
163 chars (2 sms)
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
160 chars (1 sms)
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:
Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?
Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:
Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.
Miss u my frnd.
161 chars (2 sms)
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well….
169 chars (2 sms)
Lyf''s Funny Fact-Wen U Miss Sum1,
U Msg Dem 2 Let Dem Knw Dat Ur Tinkin Of Dem
But D Truth Is U Really Wan Dem 2 Think Of U.Isn''t It. ;-)
146 chars (1 sms)
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
168 chars (2 sms)
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
168 chars (2 sms)