Search Results for 'beer'
ujhe khawabon me mujhse aksar log cheen lete hain mohsin.
suna ha khwabon ki tabeer ulti huea krti hay..
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Aaj Itne barsoN ke baad
Jaise kaii sadioN ke baad
Us ne kaha suno
Ab se tum azaad ho
Qafas khulte hi
Par tolte panchi
Ma uRooN kis tarah magar
Us ne Noch dale the mere par
Dabi huii hasrateiN
Na''tamam khwahisheiN
Poori karooN kis tarah magar
Na ab waqt hai na nazar
Dil ke goshoN ma nihaaN
KhwaaboN ki reshmi doriaN
Sapna bunooN kis tarah magar
Sulajhti nahi doriaN ulajh kar
Rasta chalna bhool kar
Ab jaooN ma kis dagar
Ulti ho gaye sab tadbeereiN
Phir pahen li ab zanjeereiN
497 chars (4 sms)
''Aaj deedar,
kal yaar,
parson pyaar,
phir iqraar,
aur phir intezaar,
phir takraar,
phir daraar,
saari mehnat bekaar,
aur aakhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
189 chars (2 sms)
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
312 chars (2 sms)
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
156 chars (1 sms)
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
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Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
164 chars (2 sms)
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
141 chars (1 sms)
Police
15
Ptcl
17
Love
143
Fraud
420
Murder
302
Muslim
786
Cigeratte
555
Beer
5000
Jazz
111
J.Bond
007
Aur
DoN..
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A cigrete shortns ur life
by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins,
But A lecture shortns ur life
by 1 hr!
So dont atend lectures.
Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
165 chars (2 sms)
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De
Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan
Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
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BEER Is Now
Cheaper
Than PETROL!
"DRINK"
Don''t DRIVE
84 chars (1 sms)