A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
312 chars (2 sms)