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what will u say when

what will u say when india beats china in population..??












CHINI KUM...

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A world-wide UN survey

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

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Job In Mobilink

Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain

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Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->

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Plz note my new

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....





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Bye ;->

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Americans make a car

Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

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Where did love born

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.

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where did love born


Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.

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china ka mobile kabh



China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz....



Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha Nhi Hota.....

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