Search Results for 'hate'
ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai
266 chars (2 sms)
WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI
169 chars (2 sms)
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
170 chars (2 sms)
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai??
Kyunki.,
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai
139 chars (1 sms)
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week
Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K
Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab
Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K
Aane Wala Apna Rizq
Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar
Aana Waise Hum
Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
324 chars (3 sms)
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...
But
Remember
Whatever You Do
You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
211 chars (2 sms)
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
"Principal"
153 chars (1 sms)
op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...
1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->
312 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"
Class: "At Once ..." ;-
154 chars (1 sms)
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)