After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
Or Mar Gaya.

Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.

In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pakistan :P

In USA after rain,

the water disappears in 5 mins.

In Pakistan, afer rain,

the Road disappears in 5 mins.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

jin

ek jin sharab penay insan ki shakal ma gaya 12 glass py gya.
sardr:tenu chaddi nahi ?
Jin:maa jin hoon
sardar:lay chadd gayi Kanjar nuu :)P

by umair Khan (few years ago!)

Hum Tabhi Roti Khayenge

Aaj agar aapke sms aayenge to hi hum roti khayenge, warna 6 Parathe, Paneer ki sabji, Kashmiri Pulav, Ice Cream khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in arab mumalik

Pathan kahen jaraha tha raste me 2 arbi aik dosre ko galian de rahe the.

Pathan :qari sahib humen bi inhi duaon me yaad rakhna

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)