1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho

1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya . uske baap ne poocha yeh bachcha kis ka hian

ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi kiss ki recieve ho gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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