Tum pass nhi hue
Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper
Me Nahi Hai
Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 649 views
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