Kingfisher assistant
Kingfisher assistant:"sir
pichale 15 dino me ek bhi
bottle nahi biki..
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Vijay Malya:"jara engineering
college me phone lagao aur
pucho result kab
hai..:p :O :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views
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