Mareez:dr sahab kia me kuch kha sakta hun?

Docter:han ap meri fees k ilawa suf kuch kha sakte ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 599 views

Toothbursh

Memon : Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya

Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya or us mein 3 swimming pool banwaey. Ghar shift hotey hi unhon ney apney doston ki dawat ki or unhein ghar dikhaya.

Doston ney poocha, “Yeh pehla swimming pool kis liey hey?”

Sardarji: Is mein garam pani hey, jab garam pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mien dubki laga li.

Doosrey swimming pool key paas pohanchey to boley, “Is mein thanda pani hey, jab thandey pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mein dubki laga li”

Aagey gyey to teesra swimming pool khali para tha. Doston ney kaha, “sardar ji, is ki kia wajah hey?”

Farmaney lagey, “Kabhi nahi bhee nahaney ko dil kerta”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is the similarity between marriageand 11:59 pm?

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage
and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal
jate hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 dost bike pe ja rhe the

3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the.. Trafficwale ne Rok kr
bola : "Tumhe malum nhi TRIPLING Apradh hai.."
1Dost : Hume Malum hai islie to 1 ko Ghar Chodne
ja rhe hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aqal ki had

jang may pathan nay bullet proof jacket ki jaga
machar dani pahan rakhi thee ....kisi nay pocha kio
g pathan bola jis may say machar nahy guzar sakta
goli kaisy guzary ga ,,,,,,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)