30. Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry
30. Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry
Someone Else, Forget Me
Forever !!
Funny Boyfriend:
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Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi,
Na
Tere Jaane Ka Gam,
Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi,
Doosri Pata Leinge Hum
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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