Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 713 views
Similar Jokes
Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?
.
Husband : halka sa Dhaaakaaaa
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe The
MOLU to GOLU - Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?
GOLU: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahi Hogi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?
Santa : Bivi Se
Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?
Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pagal dentist se:
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Gujjar ki MAJJ Masjid me chali gai.
Molvi sahib ne Gujjar ko bohat danta.
Gujjar bola Molvi sab janwar c ghalti nal aa gya kadi sanu wekhya je
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi
Aadmi: “Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain”
Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Issmein Kya Mushkil Hai? Do Hi To Hote Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)