In an exam
In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views
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Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,
Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"
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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
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1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck
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Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”
Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”
Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”
Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”
Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
“Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana
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Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao
Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Larka Ek Larki
Aha Aha
Adhi Raat Ko
Oho Oho
Jungle Main
Wah Wah
Jhari K Peichay
Ouii
Sab Say Chup K
UFF
DABA DABA K
Aha Aha
Mango Kah Rahey They
Hahahahhah
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Osne rash laga dekha poocha kia hoa
Aadmi : Bachi gatar mein gir geyi
Pathan : Shukar hai gatar ka dhakan khula tha Warna bachi ka dum ghut jata
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