Ultimate lines by a brokn heart: wo mujhse mil kar itna roi ki
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uski naak ka bulbula dekh ke meri hassi nikaly gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views

Telephone call

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call
one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice
answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lalooji Ka Cycle Accident

Ek bar Laloo ji cycle chala rahe the, ke achanak cycle ek girl se takra gayi..

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.

Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itni Jaldi Nasha Kaise Hoga?

Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore
Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka
Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein Pahunch Gaye.
Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote
Hue Naarad Se Puchha,
Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
Narad Ji Muskurate Hue Bole: “Main Bhagwan Hoon
Na Isliye”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Exam Ke Liye Question Paper

Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..

1. China kis Desh me hai?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)