Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2
din me sudhar du!

Bacha: teacher me abhi ja ker
apnay papa ko btata hu k..
papa apki lotery lgne wali hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views

women

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Bas Stop Pe Pappu

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha

Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”

Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch To Daro

School Ke Bahar Ek Ladki Ro Rahi Thi, Ladke Ne Jakar Ladki Se Puchha.

Ladka: “Ro Kyun Rahi Hai?”
Ladki: “Marks Kam Aaye”
Ladka: “Kitne Aaye?”
Ladki: “92%”

Ladka: “Khuda Ka Khof Kar Kalmuhi, Itne Mein To 2 Ladke Pass Ho Jate“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Apne Friend Golu

Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “ Pichle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye ”
Golu: “ Fir? ”

Pappu: “ Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di ”

Golu: “ Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne ”

Pappu: “ To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do batche darkht ke sath latakne

Do batche darkht ke sath latakne ki game khail rahe thai aik ne apne aap ko neeche gira diya doosray ne poocha kya thak gye ho

Pehla bola: Naheen mein tau pakk kar neeche gira hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)