1st frend
1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.
2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya
Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:
Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :
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