The Comishener
It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The
New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front
Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It
Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got
So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes
And
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 594 views
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