Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha

Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

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