Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...


1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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