pathan apny mehmaan say

Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga.


Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese?

Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 916 views
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