An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

by sana (few years ago!) / 1089 views

Acha sa kapra

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi
dikha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cigarette

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh
God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then
he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai

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Nahi Bata Sakta,Balance Kam Hai

Sardarni Writes Msg 2 Srdr:
“Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?Msg Karke Batao”

Srdr Writes 2 Her:
“Nahi Bata Sakta,Balance Kam Hai!!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Baloch stdnt apne

Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se "arrey sir amara poty aya ay"

Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"

Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Girlriend to Funny

Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera sweet gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo ji Bolo.

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)