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Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai.
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Khan: To Phir?
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Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon.
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Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 953 views
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Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a football match.
Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?
Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.
Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctors after operation and students
after exams have same thing to say
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hum kuch nhi keh saktay ap bas dua karen.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Define Biology and Sociology?
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?
husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.
Wife: koi baat nhi,
Ab me agai hu na,
Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
2 Sharmaji chess Khel rahe The
1st sharmaji - Bahut ho gaya ,ab khel band karte hai
2nd -thik ha , wais bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per?
Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye!
Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avajme kiyu?
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Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana
American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia
German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha
pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy
agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Height of Insult on FB *
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GirL : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
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BoY : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)