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Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai.
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Khan: To Phir?
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Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon.
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Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 606 views
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