Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye

Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye Bane Boyfriend Se Puchha.

Girl: “Jab Tum Log Girls Ko I Love You Kehte Ho, To Un Ka Haath Kyun Pakad Lete Ho”

Boy: “Bass Apni Hifaazat Ke Liye, Kahi Ladki Thapar Na Maar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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