Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye
Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye Bane Boyfriend Se Puchha.
Girl: “Jab Tum Log Girls Ko I Love You Kehte Ho, To Un Ka Haath Kyun Pakad Lete Ho”
Boy: “Bass Apni Hifaazat Ke Liye, Kahi Ladki Thapar Na Maar De“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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Socho socho
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