Santa on call:hi swtheart

Santa on call:hi swtheart,
kya kar rahi ho,

Gf-meri tabiyat kharab hai janu sone jaa rahi hu
aur tum.
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Santa:main cinema hall mai tere peeche baitha hu kamini…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 836 views
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