Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 708 views

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye,

Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: tell me the perfect example

Teacher: tell me the perfect example
for newtons 3rd law?
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Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically…

Action ka Reaction

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Right And Wrong

A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was cocking murgi

Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara
Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start
Dancing & Singing 'HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA
RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)