Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views

hansi

Hansi Ko Inbox
Anso Ko Outbox
Gusay Ko Hold
Muskan Ko Sent
Help Koh ok z
Dil Ko Vibrate Kro
Pher Dekho Zindgi Ki Ring Tone
Keesi Peyari Mehsoos Hugi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase?
Not even one match is burning.

Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying...

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Laash ka kia karain?

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi .

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi .

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police

aik foji train main ja raha th

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

In biologic practical

In biologic practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs?

Sardar: I dont know sir

Examiner: You are failed, whats your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)