Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Khush Ho Kar Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “Yaar Mere Dost Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri Girlfriend Ka Number Le Liya”

Golu: “Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Phir?”

Pappu: “Phir Kya, Bewkoof Kal Raat Se Apni hi Behan Ko Romantic Messages Bheje Ja Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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