Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,

par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the

Admi:"Lage raho, Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views

stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne

stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne k chakker main..
Papita wali se papite kharidne k liye bola.
ooi.. ik pappy-ta-dede..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Today, we're going to

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.

Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 kamchor

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)