Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath
Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi
Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.
Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,
Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,
Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,
Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”
Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1050 views
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2 Admi Motor Cycle Par
Pankha Ly Kar Ja Rahe They ,
Ek Sardar Ne Dekh Liya Or
500 Ki Texi Karwai Or
Un Ke Pichey Lag Gya,
Kuch Fasle Par Un Ko Roka
Or Donon Ko 1,1 Lagai Or Bola,
Bijli Agy Nai Labdi
Tusi Sakootaran Te Vi Pakhey Laey Hoay Ney!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”
Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar Went 2 Hotel,Ordered Chiken Waiter Comes
Sardar: Murgi Di Taang Kithe Hai ? Waiter: Woh Langra Tha
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil Murgi Le Gayee
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga Pathan Tha!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena
Chahiye,
Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar
To Nhi Jaayega….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break
Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,
2nd Khan,"O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?"
Pathan...
'BREAK DANCE'
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5/-Nikal K De Diye
SADHU-Khush Hoke Maang Beta Kya Mangta He?
Santa-Babaji,Mere 5/-wapas De Do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.
1_Sab ko pasand hai
2_Dono sweet hai
Or
3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-
Hahahaha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)
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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)