Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha
Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”
Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola
Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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