4 Pathan

4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy

ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.

PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy.

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