4 Pathan
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.
PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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