A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard…. Guess What the reply was?? It is… 7 are already out… 3 more will be out by Lunch…
and… The First one was a DUCK…

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 908 views

Cinema poster

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise
gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumko sharm nahi aati

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:- Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhai sahib

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Silent Treatment

A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).

So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!

He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)