1 Road pr koi mar Gya tha.
Rush lagne ki waja se 1 sardar ko Dekhne Ka Moqa Na Mila to
sardar bola

HAT JAO YE MERA BAAP He
lash larki ki thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views

Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?

Fakir khush ho kr Han

Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Easy load k paise nai leti

B.v:humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gaya hai,
husband:tum ko kaise pata chal?

B.v:wo bahut dinun se easyload k paisy nai mangti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sawal Kuch B Ho

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

bring 2 corner tickets

A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Creation

A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)