Laloo and Rabri
Laloo and Rabri were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws.
Rabri: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 658 views
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