Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled
Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 956 views

Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

beata maa hi samjho

Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

After Examination

After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

“Why majority of South Indians are black”?

Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”?

Santa: “Oh ji … becoz they always watch Sun tv, Surya tv… without applying Sun screen lotion”!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student was constantly arguing with

'Student was constantly arguing with his teacher that bahadur shah zafr used to ....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)